naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion advice

naughtysalamander:

male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot

nourrice:

guy: hi
me: i know what the fuck you’re doing…

childishthot:

a girl can respect herself and still wanna suck a dude soul out

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

pon-raul:

when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

thecommonchick:

when ur friend is telling you one of their hoe stories & didn’t know they got down like that